LEWIS CAR CLUB MONTHLY COLUMN
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Sat 4th Feb was the 2011 Xmas dinner/Prize Giving + was held in “Eleven” Restaurant
A Lovely Meal + A Few Refreshments was had by 28 Hungry+Thirsty Souls
As the nite Progressed +the Drinks went down There was a few Folk opposite locking there way through the Toilet Door + Murdo G got lost on his way for a number 2 + ended up In the Harris hotel toilet,He said afterwords he didn’t have his trusty OMP sat nav equipped Y fronts on as they were in a Boil wash after a dodgy Currie the nite before
As each pint went down More buttons were opening With The Stripey Shirt Gang + By going Home time Norman Peel had the full Chest Rug on Display + he Looked like a Brochure for Floor to Floor
James Macleod was Presented The 2011 Auotest Champions Trophy after Some Great drives in 2011
He also won Fastest Time of the Nite when someone asked him “to get a round in James” He took Elevens Revolving Door Flat in top Shouting “Ive got to go home I left a washing out”Strange thing is he stays in a 3rd floor flat on south beach street
Stuart Evans won the Junior Autotest Champions Trophy after a year of Very good drives +will Definitely be a driver to watch in Years to come
Norman Fergie won “the burnt clutch award” for hitting the most cones at a autotest in 2011
Oh I thought u got points for every one u hit-No that’s the bowling alley in Ness that happens at Norman-Hats off to him for the performance he puts on Each time he takes that Carlton out +He Certainly puts it through its paces
Cudeig had taken his Dafs Grant application from with him to fill out in between courses
He is hoping to get a 99% grant towards the cost of a new Byre conversion on his Scullery-Only 99% ure getting Cudeig Bobo asked?-Och yes am going to Pay for the Kettle myself
Ali nomie +Derek Beaton +KB Gave him a hand filling the forms out so he has now applied for a Sequential gearbox/Carbon Fibre Bucket seats + 200 regal Kingsize +his address was covered in custard +Semolina so the stuff will prob get delivered to Ambrosia in Devon
Crazy Chris gave a 2 hr talk +Demonstration on how to recycle Spark plugs into Bobban Cardigan Fasteners + managed to put 28 People sound asleep Face First in There Pudding
We then had the Free raffle Draw with some Excellent prizes that had been Very generously Donated by Everyone at the meal
Cudeig had to shoot off early after he got a Phone call saying that a Squad of Ballalan Lads were cruising Callanish in a Bedford Beagle Van eying up “Shadrag” his prize pig-He grabbed his Jacket shouting “Theres no way my Shadrags going to be Bacon Rolls tomorrow Morning
FRI 3RD FEB LUNA 9 NAIGATIONAL RALLY
The first round of MCLS Storage Solutions sponsored 4 Round championship
Dfgy,Jim Currie,Ali Nomie+John Wan had made a excellent Job in making this Challenging Event happen +welL done on all the hard work yous put in Behind the scenes
The nite started off with Scruteneering at Central Garage on Rigs Road+a big thanks to Norman for allowing the club use of Central Garage for this
Everyone then proceded to the Retirement centre +was Given a Briefing + there Route packs
Off they went + Up round Benside-out to Calmaxs-Down to Breavig pier-Down Round Gress +Down to Tolsta + Finally Out to the Pentland road +then back to the retirement centre for the Eagerly awaited results + swapped Lost Stories on the Nites thoroughly enjoyed event
Scott Mathy Accidentally Put his Grannys Glasses on in his rush to get out the house that nite + managed to mix the Rally pack up with the note his Mammy had left on his windscreen-U better be back by eleven or ure sleeping in the Byre tonite + sure enuff he was back in the retirement Centre before 11 + had the fastest time of the nite
Donny Uig +Big Shaun The Blues Brothers in a 4wd Had a good steady Run + Really Picked the pace up on the final section when they realized Pronto pizzas Closed in 15 mins time
Andrew Grahams mother Phoned him to say there was a lot of cars up +down from Breavig Pier the now,They doing that rally thinghy with u? Thanks goodness she did he said as we were lost Over at Scalpey pier
Murdo G went past Calmaxs all the way to Barvas-Theres no reverse on our car+it was the First place we could Turn this big beast of a BMW Compact
Mairi +Mo had a excellent Run in The Clio + Did very well indeed
Scott Macleod didn’t Realize the rally had finished when he was on his way home afterwards +had a close shave + it wasn’t with a Bic Either
Bobo +Norman had a good dry run once the Map became Readable after Norman spilt Irn Bru Type Juice on it
Andy+Callum Whyte looked like they were Auditioning for the Cannonball Run in The NICHE Products sponsored Clio running on Palegic Fluids
Crazy Chris +Shaun Munro Ended up Causing 3 UFO sightings being reported to Nasa when they put the Volvo Globetrotter Estate On full Beam Going through Gress+ They woke Jock Murray who was
snoozing in front of the stove after Having a extra Plate of Spagetti letters on Toast for his T He ended up Hiding behind the couch Crying Thinking 1 of his Met Police arrests Had just come back to Haunt Him with a 20 Miliion Candle power spotlight
Colin John +JA did very well indeed + had a excellent Finish,But then Colin is another one of them Ha Clever Guys from Tong isn’t he,No often u get a Village with so many guys born with brains+beauty
Donald Riddle +Craig Morrison Had a good Run once they managed to offload all there sandbags into everyones Boots + Then Craig pulled his Secret weapon out the glovebox his old “Postman pat Jacket”-They were Flying round Benside like Donnybull ,Craig even did a demonstration on “The correct way to lick a stamp” while everyone was waiting for the results at the retirement centre
Team Murray+ Massey Fergie had a good run after They sussed the map was upside down-it was 3 in the Morn by this time + everyone else was home asleep
It’s a 4 round championship with Your 3 best scores Counting +£150 up for grabs for the winners
Easy money for someone so get your name down on the next one
LUNA 9 RESULTS
1st Donald Riddle + Craig Morrison
2nd Donnie Smith +Shaun Sinclair
3rd CJ Campbell+JA Macleod
4th Scott Matheson+ Mark Mackenzie
5th John Clark+Norman Maciver
AUTOTEST FRI 27TH JANUARY
A Nice Frosty evening for the Autotest +Loads of new Entrants,A Very long Technical course was Planned + put together by Calum Taylor+he Flattened most of it on his first run
24 Entrys We had on the Night +that’s really good since we were without a few of the Regulars
Alin Nomie+John Wan had a Fank on so Couldn’t Make it
Dfgy was at a cross stitching Presentation at An lanntair
KB was at the Ordian in Cromore
Crazy Chris was doing some landscaping fown in Coll
Liam was at His Hairdressing Evening class up the College-He is opening His 1st Hair Salon over in Timsgarry 2 weeks Friday-Liams Split Ends +Number2s its called
Some Very good Drives on the nite
Murdo Campbell set the track on Fire that Nite +Set fastest Time,What really helped is when he was just about to start his last round +Donald Flagg told him he wanted a new wiper blade under warranty!
Riddell was 2nd fastest on the nite with his usual Steady drive with the Monster Energy backed Ka
John Neil Mitchell Captain of “2 coats of paint Racing team was 3rd quickest” He was just about to start his last run when he was told he owed the Kart centre tuckshop 25p for a Milkybar-25 p he shouted-Last time I paid for one of them it was only 2p.He sped round the track +Straight out the gate + home +Locked himself in a dark garage for 2 days so they couldn’t find him
Gayle Taylor put in a excellent few Runs +is now Leading the Ladies Championship,Come on Ladies get your name down for the next round+show the guys how its done
Team Evans had a steady Nite ,Steven had his new Autest car out + it looks very smart indeed,Stuart+Craig Evans both beat him +were both sent to bed Early withno cocoa or a Story that nite
Willie the DumpValve Fheich had a good couple of runs +Really upped his pace on the last round after Andrew burns told him he was going to Throw him in a bath with a gallon of Jizer if he didn’t Floor it-Another one who nearly put the tar on Fire +Scurried home to hide in a Bath of Diesel
Gavin +Iain Peel had a Good run in The Audi +Produced some good times,Calum Bounce was also Going to be Running in “Team Peels Racing+Dumper+Tarishker hire” but he was in the legion the nite before + put Goggans glasses on by accident + was now seeing 5 Tracks on the nite so for safety reasons he pulled out
Results On the Nite
1/ Murdo Campbell
2/Donald Riddell
3John neil Mitchell
4/Ryan Macleod
5/James Macleod
6/Donald Macleod
7/Alex Chicken
8/Gavin Lomax
9/Derek Beaton
10/Iain Maciver
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